If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
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I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
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I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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