I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
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I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
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he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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