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whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
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Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
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I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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