this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
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4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
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I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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