Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
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I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
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Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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