No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
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I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
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THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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