I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
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I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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