I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
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Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
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I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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