dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
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Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
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You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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