Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
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Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
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Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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