I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
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That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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