Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
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Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I just blew my weed a kiss
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
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So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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