I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
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Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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