My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
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We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
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Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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