So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
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i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
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How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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