Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
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I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
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I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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