I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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