mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
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He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
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That was so not worth putting pants on for.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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