Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
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he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
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You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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