Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
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Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
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But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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