He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
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four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
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Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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