So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
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He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
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They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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