He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
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Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
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It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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