There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
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So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
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Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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