My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
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As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
These tits shall not be calmed
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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