i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
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He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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