At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
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All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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