i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
i think i have herpe
just one?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
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And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
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If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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