He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
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He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
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No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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