Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
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The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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