chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
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Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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