sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
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Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
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All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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