Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
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just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
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A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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