i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
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As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
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I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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