Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
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You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
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The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
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Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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