i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
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You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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