Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
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Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
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Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
This is my life. Enjoy the view
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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