I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
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Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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