yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
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In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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