is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
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And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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