do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
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Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
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I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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