i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
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My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
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I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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