i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
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Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
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But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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