community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
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She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
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i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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