She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
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So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
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It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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