ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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