I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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