I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
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just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
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I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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