Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
my sisters under your porch take her home
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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