That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
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You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
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I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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